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As spring break begins, Jake Forester reunites with his old crush Kelly and meets her arrogant boyfriend, Todd Dupree. Jake meets Derrick Jones, a sleazy pornographer as well as Danni, one of his actresses. Derrick convinces Jake to show him good spots on the lake for filming a pornographic movie. Jake's mother, Sheriff Julie Forester, searches for the missing Matt Boyd with Deputy Fallon. They find his mutilated body and contemplate closing the lake. However, this decision is made difficult with thousands of partying college students on spring break, which is important for bringing revenue to the small town. The next morning, a lone cliff diver is attacked and devoured by the piranhas.


Piranha 3D's theatrical release date had been set for April 16, 2010, but was delayed.[29] The film was planned to premiere on August 27, 2010,[30][31] but in June 2010 was moved to August 20, 2010.[32] The film's first trailer debuted with Avatar. A second trailer was shown in prints of A Nightmare on Elm Street and Inception. It was set to have a panel on 24 July 2010 as part of the San Diego Comic-Con International but was cancelled after convention organizers decided the footage that was planned to be shown was not appropriate.[33] Nine minutes of footage, with some unfinished effects, were leaked onto websites. The clip used in promotional television ads and the trailer that shows Jessica Szohr's character, Kelly, face to face with a pack of piranhas was not used in the movie, and was used for promotion only.




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I'm giving this film a high rating, not because this is the sort of entertainment that I recommend or seek out, but because it accomplishes exactly what it intends to. And it does it quite well. The title of my review really covers the essentials. It combines human vulnerability in the water, fear of a dreaded underwater creature, with a healthy dose of bare breasted young women. It's an unbeatable combination for the demographic that will find its way to this film. Oh, and did we mention that the whole thing is in 3-D? Just think of the possibilities. And think about the fact that just about every one of those possibilities, including at least one you wouldn't even have imagined, come true.Despite the T and A, films like this are often deeply prudish. There is a parade of sexually liberated teens showing off their ample, bouncing breasts. You just know that it's not just anyone who will get consumed here. The film makes it clear that these young people are sinful and, inevitably, they must be punished. In this case the punishment predictably entails being eaten alive by prehistoric fish. Not surprisingly, none of these effects are subtle or off-camera. We get a full measure of blood and gore.Here's the thing, though. It's extremely well done. You don't have to suspend much disbelief as these horrible, primitive-looking fish things, with jaws agape lunge three-dimensionally into our faces. And we don't have to wonder what's being done to all these nubile bodies. The pieces float right by us, including one rather shocking scene involving a male body part. There's also a graphic dismemberment scene borrowed directly from the 1970 film Catch 22. It was shocking then, and it's still shocking here, more than half a century later.Interestingly, the film has its limits. It's clear there are certain things an audience would not tolerate, at least the mainstream audience intended for this film. The producers knew what they were doing and stay well within those boundaries. Unlike the real world, these predators draw the line at attacking children. The two kids in the story remain untouched, despite ample opportunity for carnage. The other bit of prudery, if that's what it is, concerns which body parts are fair game for the piranha. In the real world, flesh is flesh to a carnivorous fish. It's all dinner. That rule applies to the male characters in the film: no body part is spared. But the women operate in a safer universe. Despite continuously displaying their breasts with full benefit of 3-D, no such violations appear in the film. It's not that these are PG-rated fish. They do more than their share of munching and tearing of human flesh. It's just that they're rather circumspect about female anatomy. Better a leg than a breast.One norm that this film does violate to our benefit is to include some credible acting (Elisabeth Shue performs her role quite well), some decent dialogue and characterization, as well as some excellent cinematography. The only acting that is comically over the top is by Christopher Lloyd as the "scientist" trying to explain why these extinct fish are suddenly terrorizing the local revelers. But Lloyd plays his role exactly as it is written. It's the same lovably exaggerated character he played in the Back to the Future franchise. It's simply who he is and what we expect of him.The punchline is that this movie is better than you'd expect it to be. If the genre is offensive to you, stay away from it. This film isn't pretending to be Citizen Kane. It wears its Gore on its sleeve. But what it does, it does very well. It may be a bit harder for some viewers to defend themselves against what happens on screen simply because the film is so well made. It's easier to distance oneself when the characters are silly, the dialogue is wooden, and the cinematography and F/X are inept. None of that is true here.


I'm a massive fan of the 'underwater menace' B-movie. From old-time 'classics' like HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP through to modern-day disasters like AQUANOIDS, I make a point of sitting through every one I can track down. Having loved Joe Dante's original PIRANHA, it was inevitable that I went to the cinema to see this remake. Even better, it was in 3D, so there's plenty of stuff popping out of the screen as the story progresses (although not quite as gimmicky as the 3D seen in MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D and THE FINAL DESTINATION 3D, the effects are great here).This film is a blast. The movie succeeds admirably because it never tries to offer anything else than B-movie thrills, namely nudity and gore. The scant running time is absolutely packed to the brim with naked women and people being destroyed by piranha in increasingly gory ways. Director Alexandre Aja, who handled another fine remake (THE HILLS HAVE EYES), knows exactly how to deliver a fun, thrill-packed film and he does his job admirably. This is one of the most hands-down entertaining creature features I've seen in a while and the kind of film you think they don't make anymore.The ensemble cast is rather impressive, although most of the familiar faces contribute little more than extended cameos while the youthful likes of Steven McQueen (Steve's grandson), Jessica Szohr, and Adam Scott take the major roles. BACK TO THE FUTURE's Elizabeth Shue is good value as the resourceful sheriff, though, and I liked the majority of the young stars, with the exception of Jessica Szohr. Elsewhere, we get Ving Rhames playing a customary hard-ass, Jerry O'Connell hilarious as a sleazy porn director, Christopher Lloyd good fun as the exposition-heavy doctor, Kelly Brook beating off supporting porn starlets as the hottest woman in a bikini (and out of it), Richard Dreyfuss contributing a sly cameo, Eli Roth in a great cameo, plus brief turns from Dina Meyer and Ricardo Chavira as divers.The first half of the movie builds the suspense with some murky underwater shenanigans and a tense, terrifying showdown in an underwater cave system. The second half lets rip as partying teenagers fall foul of the piranha (who number in their thousands and make short work of the partygoers). The gore is pretty extreme but done in a humorous way that doesn't leave a bad taste in your mouth. Let's just say body parts are removed and flesh stripped from the bone as the fish go to work. The CGI effects aren't spectacular, but a lot of effort has gone into them and I ended up enjoying them a lot. PIRANHA 3D is no classic but I'll look forward to watching it again once it comes out to buy.


Just for the record I was fully prepared for a fun, silly movie like the original Piranha. But apart from some good moments I found this movie messy and rather pointless too.There are some good things. The big attack is gory and one of the few scenes in the film I'd call tense, the special effects look great and well-incorporated here and the scenery is really beautiful. Elizabeth Shue is very good in her role, and Richard Dreyfuss's cameo was really quite neat.So what was wrong? Sadly, pretty much everything else. The script was mostly very weak and cheesy, the music verged on gimmicky and obvious and the story is dull with little surprises. The piranhas are effectively designed, but they're not really that threatening until the big attack and a lot of scenes suffer from a lack of tension and excitement. The editing could've been more tight and less sloppy, while the direction lacks focus and the female nudity does get too much after a while.The acting apart from Shue and Dreyfuss's cameo is not that great in all honesty, Christopher Lloyd overdoes it badly to the point you can't keep a straight face whenever he appears and Jerry O'Connell is so obnoxious you feel nothing but irritation for him. The actors are not helped by the fact the characters are written in a very shallow manner, while I disliked the stupid and unnecessary "it's not over yet" ending. All in all, a messy and pointless film. 3/10 Bethany Cox 2ff7e9595c


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